I hear it's a blue carpet this year...

"Blue Gal, I should nominate you for a Weblog award. What's your Technorati Authority number?"

"What?"

"You know. Authority."

"Oh, you mean that number Technorati pulls out of its ass and assigns you based on some linkage algorithm known only to seven system administrators in Stuttgart?"



"Great, so I'll nominate you for "Best Small Minor Blog (Authority between 101 and 200)"

"'Small' and 'Minor' are redundant. So is the award."

"Yeah, but if you don't run there's this wordpress blog***, "Jew Against Obama" that just nominated himself."

"You mean, if I'm nominated, I might have a chance to run against Lieberman?"

"Seems like it."

"I'm in."

***Linky for Jew against Obama? As if.